‘Findologist’ Shares ‘Dad Jokes’

It takes a certain kind of humor to truly appreciate a good, solid dad joke. And by good, I obviously mean bad. Ridiculously bad; so bad that people are left shaking their heads; so bad that if any semblance of chuckling follows, it’s the awkward kind of laughter; the kind of joke where bystanders, all at the same time, are making eye contact and looking for an exit. Fortunately for those who appreciate such uncomfortable guilty pleasures in life, read on.

Since my father-in-law taught them to my wife Pam, I decided to start with a conversation they had over dinner.

Jerry – What did Tennessee?

Pam – The same thing as Arkansas.

Jerry – What did Delaware?

Pam – She wore a brand New Jersey.

Jerry – How is your mom doing?

Pam — I don’t know – Alaska.

Welcome to my world! Here are a few more:

*Two guys walked into a bar. The third guy ducked.

*What do you call it when a group of apes start a company? Monkey business.

*What do you call a naughty lamb dressed up like a skeleton for Halloween? Baaaaaaad to the bone.

*Want to know why nurses like red crayons? Sometimes they have to draw blood.

*What would the Terminator be called in his retirement? The Exterminator.

*My wife asked me to go get 6 cans of Sprite from the grocery store. I realized when I got home that I had picked 7 up.

*Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use a honeycomb.

Submitted by
Stephen Ropfogel, MAS